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Life and Soul of the Party? BBC News, 25 December 2011. You have to hand it to him for timing!
Well actually Pope Ben olí Bean Iíve been meaning to have a word with you about that. It was after all you Christians that hijacked our multi-millenia old traditional winter solstice celebrations, shifted the birth date of one of your illegitimate children by a few months to coincide with it and then renamed it ĎChristmasí.
We like our lights and our glitter thank you very much. To say nothing of a drop of Eggnog with the Plum Pud.
Anyway, I can see youíre not the best of fun guys to have around at a party so youíre off my Christmas card list now. OK?
Have a nice day.
PS Love the party hat. Not too much 'glitter' then? Please tell me where I can get one like it.
Iíve only just started celebrating now.
For the day anyway.
Happy Solstice Everyone!