When I die or that is, shortly afterwards.

As part of your celebrations, if anyone has a mind to play any music, I would be grateful if you could select from my brief, lifetime collection list of favourite artistes.

Save me from having to bother worrying about coming back to haunt you.

Antonio Vivaldi
Bryan Ferry
Carl Orff
David Bowie
Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin
Eric Clapton
Erik Sartie
Johann Pachelbel
Justin Hayward
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mark Knopfler
Mick Jagger
Pete Townsend
Rod Stewart
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

I loved these guys, they had, have, real talent. Please do not bring any of your gods or other hobgoblins along though into your festivities, with their bad tunes. None of them, or their sponsors, did other than fuck all for me throughout my life. Not that I ever asked anyway.

No worries about what you select, with these guys you can't get it wrong. Just make sure you have a good time.

PS: Drinks are on me (just kiddin'!), bring a bottle!