An old man walks into his Doctor's crowded clinic and says to the Receptionist "I've got something wrong with my penis."

The Receptionist is horrified and says "You can't walk in here and say things like that. Look, you've embarrassed all these people!"

"Well what am I meant to say? When I've got something wrong with my penis!" The old man says.

"You've done it again! Get out! And don't come back in again until you learn to say something like 'I've got something wrong with my ear'. Explain when you see the Doctor." Admonishes the Receptionist.

The old man leaves and then returns sixty seconds later, saying "I've got something wrong with my ear."

The sanctimonious Receptionist, bolstered by her victory, smugly asks. "And what might be wrong with your ear today, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it!" Replies the old man.