A man peers over his garden fence one day and espies his neighbour's lititle daughter. She's applying the finishing touches to a freshly made grave, patting it down with her trowel.

"I'm just burying Percy, my liddle budgie. He died." Lisps the lititle girl.

"Oh that's so sad. I'm so sorry to hear that. It's a big grave for a lititle bird though isn't it?"

"Thas 'cause he's inside your puddy cat's tummy." Replies the lititle girl.