Grumpy cat
The vet said "Your cat is aggressive. I don't like him"
I said "He has never shown any sign of aggression to either me or my wife or to any of our visitors."
She replied "Well he tried to lash out and to bite me!"
I said "Well perhaps he doesn't like you either. If I lifted up your skirt and shoved a large blunt object up your bottom you'd probably lash out at me!"
She didn't reply.