It shouldn't happen to a man. The sequel.

Jean-Paul was walking through his pretty little Breton village one day when he spotted his good friend Jean-Louis sitting on the wall over-looking his meadow. Jean-Louis was sobbing his heart out and muttering something about 'It shouldn't happen to a man.'

"What on earth is the matter my friend? You look terrible, and you sound even worse. What can I do?"

"Jean-Paul, listen to me please. I'll tell you. It was time to take Ermintrude to her stall for milking. She was in one of her beligerent moods. I had half filled the milk bucket when she kicked it over with her left hind leg."

"I pressed on regardless and damn it if Ermintrude didn't do it again. So I found a cord and tied her leg to the post at the end of her stall. Then what does she do? Yes, she kicked the bucket over for a third time, with her right rear leg."

"I was seriously cross by this time. I had no cord left so I took out my trouser belt and used it to lash her right leg to the stall on the other side."

"Dammit if she didn't do it again. This time by swishing her tail at the bucket. Really angry now I got off my stool and stood on it to reach the light flex and ripped it out. I was going to tie her tail up high on the beam with the flex to prevent her doing it again."

"Just as my trousers fell down to my ankles my dear wife walked in."

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