An article appeared in the world's gutter rags about a bloke in Holland shagging a horse. We guess by either standing on a box or maybe politely asking the horse, hopefully a mare, to kneel. He was seen and prosecuted. The Judge presented the pervert with a large fine and a suspended prison sentence. Sentencing him, for his bestiality, the Judge said:-

"Technically it is not possible to rape a horse, or any other animal for that matter. Nothing of the sort exists on the Statute books."

"The poor horse had no say in the matter though, so I am sentencing you for Cruelty to an Animal."     "NEXT!"