Sex Education.

It’s the first lesson of an adult sex education evening class in the local Tech college. The teacher sees that the class of thirty are clearly embarrassed. To break the ice she starts with a simple question.

“How many positions do you know for making love?” She addresses the whole class.

A rather timid man on the front row, looks around nervously then sticks up his hand. “Three.” He says.

“Fine. Any more?” She continues.

“Ninety-nine!” Comes a shout from the back and our teacher, thinking discretion the better part of valour decides to ignore this obviously contentious outburst.

“Any more?” She asks again.

“Four.” Comes a voice from somewhere in the middle of the group.

“Ninety-nine!” Once more this unwelcome outburst bellows across the room and again our heroine ignores it.

Eventually she has managed to get almost everyone in the room to open up.

“Ninety-nine!” Again she chooses to ignore it.

“You Miss, at the back. You haven’t said a thing.”

“That’s because I don’t know any positions.” The shy little lady implores.

“Surely you must know some?”

“No, I don’t know any.”

“Not even the one everybody calls the ‘Missionary Position’ where the man lies on top of the woman?”

“One hundred!” Comes the voice from the back!

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