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Gleaned from student exam and test papers. Apparently!
She tripped and fell headlong onto the lawn, bouncing exactly like a bowling ball wouldn’t.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hairs after a sneeze.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre.
Her diction was as bad as, like, whatever.
John and Mary had never met before. They were like two hummingbirds who had never met either.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, just like a garbage truck reversing.
It was an old American family tradition, like fathers chasing their kids around the yard with power tools.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh. Similar to the sound my dog makes just before it throws up.
She was as easy as the Daily Mail Crossword.
The Ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.
The plan was simple, like one from my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil's plans this one might just work.
The young fighter had a lean, hungry look, the kind that comes from not eating for a while.
She had a face that could launch a thousand ships. Though none of them would float.
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