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I'm aiming to receive the Noble Feets Prize.

For designing and distributing the world's first anatomically correct toe nail clippers.

Never bought a pair or a device yet that fits my, or I imagine anyone else's toes correctly. Every one an instrument of torture designed by a descendant of le Marquis de Sade.

Each fortnight I enter into a battle of attrition with my toes. As I get older my feet move further and further away from me, and then my toes fight back.

I have to creep up upon them from behind and snap at them when they're least expecting it.

How is it too that I always cut the end off at least one of my toes?

I get little appreciation for saving the planet, so for saving the world's toes I might gain a little more attention.

isambard_kingdom_brunel.gif arrow_left_red_icon.gif Come home Isambard Kingdom Brunel. All is forgiven!


Mistral's commitment:
Bringing benefits of computerisation to our RAC industry - without the commonly associated problems.

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