A dear old friend of mine, sadly deceased, once said at a dinner party and where I was present.
An attractive young woman was over the top boasting and bragging (we all know one like it, don't we?). Also flirting with every man at the table. Married, betrothed or otherwise.
"Oh Jim I do believe you are looking at my tits!"
"No my dear. I wasn't looking at them. I was looking for them!"
Absolutely verbatim. MD of Foster Refrigerator UK Ltd. My boss, friend and mentor. A Yorkshireman through and through. I could expect nothing less from him. A master of word craft. Gentleman.
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