Pearly Gates

A bus full of nuns plummets over a cliff and they're all killed - instantly. Next thing, they're all lining up outside the Pearly Gates waiting to get in.

"Well." Says St Peter. "Shouldn't be a major problem with you lot, nonetheless I've got to ask each of you one or two questions. Answer them satisfactorily and you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven for eternity."

"Sister Joan, let's start with you. Did you ever do anything you were ashamed of in your life?"

"I once touched a man's penis." She exclaims.

"No problem." Says St Peter. "Just go over there to the font and wash your hands in the Holy Water. This will absolve your sins and you may then enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"You. Sister Mary-Joseph. Do you have anything you feel you should tell me at this moment?"

"Yes. " Says Sister Mary-Joseph. "I once kissed a man's penis whilst he was asleep." She admits.

"No problem again. Sister Mary-Joseph, simply go over to the font and wash your sweet lips in the Holy Water and you shall be immediately absolved of your past sins and may thus pass into the Kingdom of Heaven."

At this juncture there's an almighty hullabaloo at the far end of the queue.

"What's going on down there?" Implores St Peter.

"Well. If Sister Catherine has got to dip her arse in that there Holy Water then I want to gargle it first!" Explains Sister Francis.

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