A door to door market researcher is met on the doorstep by an attractive young housewife.


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"Tell me please madam. Do you use Vaseline?"

"Yes, of course I do. Doesn't everyone?"

Amazed by the spontaneity and frankness of this lady's answer, the canvasser goes on. "Do you mind telling me what you use it for?"

"Of course not." She says. "Sex!"

At this point the embarrassed researcher asks. "What, you mean - as a lubricant?"

"Yes." She replies. "My husband and I smear it all over the bedroom door knob. It stops the kids getting in."








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