A shy young man's girlfriend tells him it's time to meet her parents. She warns him they are very strict and 'proper'. He is nervous.
The day arrives and the young couple are ushered into the drawing room for tea and cakes.
The parents' two black Labradors, a dog and a bitch walk in, whereupon the dog immediately mounts the now clearly delighted and broadly grinning bitch and starts shagging her, furiously.
Everyone is clearly embarrassed.
"Mother, Father!" Yells girlfriend. "Tell them to stop it. Throw them a biscuit or something!"
"Would you stop for a biscuit?" Responds Mother.
It's the way I tell 'em. Again!
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